I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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