question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
