I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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