VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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