I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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