Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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