It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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