I CAN MOONWALK!
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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