i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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