Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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