Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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