Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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