Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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