Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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