You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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