Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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