Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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