I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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