i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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