We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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