no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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