You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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