if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You pole danced in your parka.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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