I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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