eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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