I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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