Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
So many bounce houses so little time
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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