Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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