I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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