I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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