Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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