i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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