the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Terrible idea I love it
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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