This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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