Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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