sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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