Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
