how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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