she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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