i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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