dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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