Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I wish i was in the wii world.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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