Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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