After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
i've created a new STD.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
