Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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