just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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