is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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