You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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