I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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