should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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